Saturday, September 5, 2009

Quick Hits

Abolish Switzerland?: Libyan leader Mohammar Qaddafi was rebuffed by the United Nations this week when the General Assembly declined to accept for consideration his proposal for the dissolution of Switzerland. Apparently, his son Hannibal was arrested in Geneva after assaulting 2 of his servants. Qaddafi senior has taken to referring to Switzerland as "a world mafia and not a state." (h/t FP Passport).

Bush Think Tank Formed: Former President George W. Bush announced the appointment of James Glassman to head the think tank to be affiliated with his presidential library. Matt snarks:
Glassman is, of course, better known to bloggers who like to make fun of know-nothing conservatives as the author of the late nineties bestseller Dow 36,000. I think that’s the kind of detachment from reality you need to dedicate your life to bolstering the reputation of the Bush administration.
Japan's New First Lady: Miyuki Hatoyama, the new First Lady of Japan, has an interesting story to tell. As noted in the British paper The Independent, the 62-year old former actress claims to have met Tom Cruise in a prior life and to have been abducted by aliens,
"While my body was asleep, I think my soul rode on a triangular-shaped UFO and went to Venus," she explains in the tome she published last year. "It was a very beautiful place, and it was very green."
And to think I always thought Venus was the blue planet....